Follow along as I, an average citizen, train for my first ever triathlon.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Progress

They fit.

I tried on the pants last night and, not only was I able to button them, I could breathe AND sit down.  Definitely not as roomy as I prefer, but wearable.  Yay!  My favorite pair of jeans back in circulation.  I still have a month left before I promised I would post a picture and I'm going to take that time so no photo yet.  I'm more motivated than ever now that I finally see my hard work paying off; especially since I was recently discouraged to see some videos hubby posted online(!) featuring our adorable boys and my not so adorable mid-section.   Note to self: threaten ask hubby to please, from now on, only film me from the boobs up.

PS  How cool is the strikethrough feature?  I noticed it a few weeks ago and have just been dying to use it.



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Thursday, September 30, 2010

I Can See Clearly Now


The rain's not gone, but my glasses are.

They've been gone for almost 3 years now.  It's a miracle!

My eyesight was quite poor and that's putting it mildly.  In truth, I was bat blind.  I know everyone says that, but I really was.  Nobody believed me until they put my glasses on. Invariably I got this reaction:
"Whoa!  Holy cow.  You can see through these?  You are blind!"
Yep.  Myopic, to be technical.  Nearsighted.  I couldn't see things far away and by far away I mean about a foot from my face.   Your average prescription is between -1 and -5.  My eyes were -9 and -9.5.  To put it in perspective, -20 is legally blind.  I once asked an optometrist, "if 20/20 is normal vision, what am I?"  His response:
 "20/lousy.  Seriously, the scale doesn't go up that high.  It stops at 20/400."
Whoa, indeed.

But now, I can see without the aid of contacts or glasses.  And, no, I did not have Lasik, smartypants.  I was laid on hands by a faith healer.

Just kidding.  That would be a miracle.

No, it was just an ophthalmologist who is very, very good at his job.  I want to protect his privacy (although he might not mind the publicity), but if you want a recommendation for any eye procedure, let me know.  Dr. R is the best.  It doesn't hurt that he's cute either.  I've never had a hero crush on anyone before, but the man gave me eyesight.  How could I not worship him?

I got to see him today.  It was my annual checkup.  That's why it's on my mind.  If you're wondering what this all has to do with training for a triathlon, let me tell you how freakin' brilliant it is to not have to wear glasses while working out.  Especially while swimming or running in the rain.  And I don't have to fuss with contacts either, although strictly speaking, I do wear them.  Sort of.  But they are in my eyes.  That's right.  In.  My.  Eyes.  

I had non-phakic IOL.  If you are the curious type and not squeamish about eyeballs you can watch a two-minute video explaining the procedure.  A miracle of science, no?  I think so.  Especially since the only downside is I always have red-eye in photos.  Small price to pay.  (Although the procedure itself was not a small price, but still... totally worth it.)



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Monday, September 27, 2010

You Go Girl!

No, I'm not congratulating myself.  That's the name of the 10k race I ran on Sunday.

Despite my crossed fingers and fervent wishing it was raining.  Bummer way to start the morning.  Waking was tough enough already since the night before was exhausting.  We battled record crowds at the state fair and stayed late (for us) to watch a friend's son's band.  Totally worth it!  Awesome show.  And our boys were agreeable and co-operative which means we all enjoyed ourselves.

But I woke up tired and not at all enthused about running in the rain.  My husband wisely advised me not to psych myself out before I even began.  I was concerned though about what to wear.  I haven't run competitively since high school which means I haven't run in the rain since high school.  (Why run in the rain if you don't have to?  Especially when the Y is only a mile away.)  I have a lightweight rain jacket, but it's not fitted and doesn't breathe well.  However, I wanted something waterproof to wear over my ipod.  I wasn't sure how it would hold up in the rain.  Not only did I not want to ruin it, but I wasn't entirely convinced wet headphones wouldn't fry my brain.  I settled on wearing the coat because I knew if I overheated I could take it off and tie it around my waist.  I made the right choice.  I did end up removing it while running, but I was grateful for it while warming up.

I wouldn't call waiting around for the race to start fun necessarily, but it was entertaining.  There was live music and lots to see like ironic t-shirt slogans (my favorite: This seemed like a good idea 3 months ago), dogs in rain gear, and men in tutus (the race was a breast cancer research fundraiser and technically for women only, but men were allowed to participate as long as they donned something pink).  And there were dozens of women wearing baseball hats and garbage bags.  Bizarre at first sight, but when I thought about it very smart; caps don't hinder your vision as much as a hood and the bag is light weight and easily handed off, wadded up in a pocket, or discarded in a trash can at any point during the race.  Lesson learned.  Finally, I chatted up the ladies in front of me in line for the bathroom because they appeared lean, relaxed, seasoned runners.  They both had earphones slung around their necks and assuaged my fears about using my ipod by swearing they had never had their brains fried.

Despite all my worrying I loved every second of the race.  I truly did.  The cheering crowds, the National Anthem, the water station sponsored by the cute "Single Guys" trying to get numbers, the cops stopping traffic for us, the feeling of sisterhood, and the satisfaction of completing a goal added up to a fantastically good time.  The running seemed effortless.  The course was more uphill than I expected, but lots of downhill too and I had no trouble keeping a brisk pace.  In fact, I beat my personal best by a full two minutes.  My official time was 55:49 which means I ran 9 minute miles!  I placed 73 out of 792 so I was in the top 10%.  The 2.5 scones I ate the night before provided the perfect carb-laden jet fuel.

The best part was having all my boys there to congratulate me at the finish line and then whisk me away home in our warm, dry car to a long, hot shower.  After dropping me off they left again to meet up with my parents abandoning me in an empty house.  An utterly quiet empty house.  I slipped into my comfiest yoga pants and my fleeciest sweatshirt and snuggled up on the couch with my Snuggie and the other half of that scone to watch Project Runway on TiVo.  All by myself.  With no one begging for a bite of my treat, no one whining or crying or fighting in the background, no one trying to wrestle me, and no one crawling in my lap expecting a back scratching session.  Unwinding alone = stay-at-home mom heaven.

I'm already looking forward to next year.  I'll be upgrading to the half-marathon.  You heard it here first, people.


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PS  When I registered for the race I had to pick a shirt size.  I was warned they ran small and advised to order a size bigger than I normally wear.  As it turns out the shirts actually run a little big and the medium shirt I got is larger than I'd like.  While I was running hubby tried to exchange it for me, but they were out of smalls.  They did, however, have a bunch of extra-larges.  Hmm... wonder why that would be?  Anyway, the lady felt badly so she gave me a shirt from a different race to make up for it.  Karma, baby. Last year when I ran the Y Fun Run 5k there was a mix up and I never got a shirt at all.  Now I can proudly wear my Michelob Half-Marathon shirt and everyone will think I can run 13 miles drunk.  Cool.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Keep Your Fingers Crossed!

My first official 10k race is tomorrow morning.  As of yesterday "they" were predicting today will be gorgeous with record high temps, but tomorrow a 70% chance of heavy rain.  I was not a happy camper last night when I read that.  Today, however, the little weather icon has 3 less rain drops and now says there is a 60% chance of light showers. That I can handle.  Still not ideal, but maybe not utterly miserable.  I just need one rain free hour from 8:45-9:45a.m. PST so please pray to the weather gods for me!
NO!
YES!!






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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

I Digress

This is not at all related to training for the triathlon, just a short anecdote that will be extra appreciated by those who have experienced the socially awkward weirdness that is Facebook.  The more I think about it the more it cracks me up because it's got me reminiscing about the socially awkward weirdness that was me.

When I joined FB a year and a half or so ago one of the first friend requests I received was from someone I had a crush on in 3rd grade.  (BTW I think it's a safe bet he doesn't read this blog.)  We went all the way through school together, but I wouldn't call us friends.  Even when I was crushing on him, we didn't talk much.  He seemed like the quiet type and was sporty so we didn't hang with the same crowds.  This is probably a good time to mention back then I wore glasses resembling these:


Seriously.  The only difference is mine were purple and bifocals.  Seriously.  I had bifocals when I was eight.  Also, I was (still am) a short, freckly, redhead.  My coolest outfit was a pair of hand-me-down Jordache jeans and a blouse adorned with a unicorn head (rainbow mane, of course).  My hair was cut in a style that can only be described as Sally Jessy Raphael.  And to top it all off my friends and I were certified nerds (think Krelboynes from the tv show Malcolm in the Middle).  So, yeah, I was flattered this guy remembered me.

We both post on FB fairly regularly, but haven't had any direct communication with each other until about a week ago when we had the following exchange, initiated by him, through FB email.

------ September 10 at 8:00pm
Hey...how goes it? Things are well for me. I can remember the last time we talked but am sorry we haven't since then. I hope all is well with you and your family. Just wanted to say hi.

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KFuji September 11 at 8:25pm
Hi,

Things are for pretty great for me too, I'm happy to report. Looks like you've got a houseful of beautiful ladies. I'm drowning in transformers and legos myself.

When was the last time we talked? I'll be honest and say the best memory I have of us is on the bus in 3rd and 4th grade since I had a big crush on you back then.

K

 ------ September 12 at 7:42am
Didn't you make an appearance at my wedding reception? I thought we had talked for a while, back then...15 years ago.

-

 KFuji September 12 at 11:22am
Nope. Interesting. I wonder who you're thinking of? I'd like to meet her.

K
________________________________________________________


End of communication.

So much for him remembering me.

I wonder who in the hell he thinks I am?



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Saturday, September 18, 2010

Workout "Fashion"

Oh the things I've seen.

It's bewildering what some deem appropriate workout attire.  I can't claim to be the most stylish wannabe athlete, but my goodness....

There's a lady at the Y who regularly works out in a faded ribbed tank top (looks comfortable), cut-off sweat pants (I'm with you), and... pearls (WTF)?  I understand not wanting to leave pearls in a Y locker, but the so-not-chic rest of the outfit renders them conspicuous.  In my humble opinion, if you work out in pearls you should also model the very latest from Nordstrom's active line.  (BTW I can't believe there are woman paying upwards of $70 to sweat in their boot cut yoga pants.)

Then I am often startled by the, ahem, "more mature" gentleman confidently striding about in skin-tight cycling gear.  Gotta admit he's in fantastic shape, but must he prance all around the Y in spandex?  I swear he's around every corner.  Why is he even wearing a cycling outfit at the Y?  For spinning class?  That seems extreme.  Admittedly I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure there's no advantage to being aerodynamically streamlined on a stationary bike.  Besides the shorts leave nothing to the imagination and I have a very active imagination.

And, guys, in case there is any doubt I assure you shorts with black shoes and black socks pulled up over your calves do not look any better on a treadmill than they do at popular European tourist attractions.

But my all-time fave is the guy on the elliptical wearing a flannel shirt, jeans, and work boots.  Not work out boots, work boots.  I think he came straight from the garage.  It's even funnier he was on the elliptical and not the treadmill, right?  So wish I had a picture.



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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

I-ron-EE

I'm blogging instead of working out.

Come on, now.  You aren't surprised are you?   It was inevitable this would happen.  I'm only surprised it didn't happen sooner.  Procrastination and me, we're old friends you see.  We go way back.  Way, way back.  Once in high school, and hand to god this is a true story, I checked out a book on conquering procrastination and had to turn it back into the library before I'd read it.  I-ron-EE!  BTW, when I type that I'm hearing the voice of Kevin McDonald, from Kids in the Hall, in my head.  I hope you're hearing it that way too because it's freakin' hysterical.   I know Dan is.  I should dig those DVDS out... no I'm not being sarcastic... it's a speech impediment.

Yeah, totally unfocused today.




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